Adios Muthafucka
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My explanation for all of my drunk decisions:
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Whenever I meet anyone when I’m drunk
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And the winner for Best Thing I Said While Drunk Last Night goes to the text I sent to my twin brother, which reads: “We shared a womb. That’s weird.”
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Damn do I love tequila
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When I drink too much
That night:
The next morning:
